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I'll start:

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
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What type of sandwiches do ghosts eat?

Boooooloney. :roll:
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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't...you get down from a duck.
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger..
And then it hit me.

A priest, a rabbi, and a shamen walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Is this some kind of joke?"

Two guys walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it.
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What do you call a fish with no eye?

FSH


What do you call a bear with no ear?

B


What do Alligators drink?

Gator-Aid
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If you are riding on a horse that is in a full gallop and you look to your right and you see a giraffe, and you look behind you and your terrified because there is a lion on your ass. what should you do?





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