Joined: 19 Apr 2007
|Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:26 pm Post subject: The Italian Mistress
|An Italian husband and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant. This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares angrily at her husband and says, "Who the fuck was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband. "But remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage
and no more yacht club".
"And by the way,no more credit card and large bank balance in you account". But, said the husband.... "The decision is all yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Tony!!???" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
The wife replies........"Ours is prettier"