Siamese Twins walk into a pub...

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A pair of Siamese twins walk into a pub in Edmonton and sit themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the barkeeper, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."

The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.

"Been on holiday yet, lads?" he asks.

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"

Jim agrees.

"Ah, England! says the barkeeper. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British stuff," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim?"

"So why keep going to England?" asks the barkeeper.

Says John, "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

[jeffthemod]

That were funny!