My Uncle

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I took my Uncle to the shops the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite at Mc Donalds. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My Uncle kept staring
at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Uncle, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic
style he did not bat an eyelid in his response, 'I got drunk once and shagged a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'