Corny Joke Thread

jbcollier · Post by **jbcollier** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:19 am

I'll start:

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Sowelu · Post by **Sowelu** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:07 pm

What type of sandwiches do ghosts eat?

Boooooloney.

LibertineAudrey · Post by **LibertineAudrey** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:43 pm

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't...you get down from a duck.

coyoteran · Post by **coyoteran** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:59 pm

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger..
And then it hit me.

A priest, a rabbi, and a shamen walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Is this some kind of joke?"

Two guys walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it.

Sowelu · Post by **Sowelu** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:04 pm

What do you call a fish with no eye?

FSH

What do you call a bear with no ear?

B

What do Alligators drink?

Gator-Aid

Angelo · Post by **Angelo** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:52 am

If you are riding on a horse that is in a full gallop and you look to your right and you see a giraffe, and you look behind you and your terrified because there is a lion on your ass. what should you do?

Get off the Carousel you drunken bastard!