My apologies in advance...

[jbcollier]

My mate Paddy's wife Beverley had never had an orgasam. I suggested they go to the doctor to find out why. After a number of tests and questions the doctor said that Beverley may be overheating during sex. Paddy refused to buy a fan and decided to ask me round to waft a towel on them during sex, after 20 minutes of wafting still no orgasam so i suggested a swap, "I'll shag her and you waft the towel" Paddy agreed and within seconds she was screaming with pleasure and had the best orgasm ever. Paddy turned to me and said, "And that my son is how you waft a fuckin towel!"