The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red = Cherry
Yellow = Lemon
Green = Lime
Orange = Orange
Finally, the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well" she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh My God! They're assholes!"
Shannon