I fear you may be right Audrey, it's too late for John The Chinotto has had an intoxicating effect for which there may be no know cure as he has consumed mass quantities of the stuff over such a prolonged period.
To be fair, you wouldn't have to do a whole lot to me. I panic each time I accidentally hit the kill switch after opening seat on my GTS. After 100s of times doing this, it still doesn't occur to me to look there first